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Is that song really about nitrous?
In the music: This "song" -- either "Nitrous"
or "N20" -- is less a tune and more a group of sounds
and noises that remind one of being at a Dentist. (Benjy Eisen said,
"I'm calling it a 'bit' and not a 'song' since; like 'Marge
Minkin'
it is more a dialogue/novelty gag than a song.") The first
version was on the White
Album, recorded in 1987. An extended, psychedelic version
was "released" as the b-side to the "Down with Disease"
single,
released about the same time as the video
according to Matthew A Menotti. "Nitrous" has been performed
four times live: 6/25/94
Cleveland, 7/8/94
Great Woods (during which nitrous oxide transported Col. Forbin
to Gamehendge, the last narration of his
journey there), 7/16/94
Sugarbush, and 7/13/99
Tweeter Center (formerly Great Woods). Note that the start of "Wading
in the Velvet Sea" (introduced mid-1997) sounds a bit like
"Nitrous"; some hope for seques between.
Appropriate use: As the Dental
Digest puts it, "Nitrous oxide is the oldest and only inorganic
anesthetic agent still in clinical use today. It has provided years
of reliable relief from pain. When administered appropriately, nitrous
oxide is a very safe and valuable asset in decreasing the pain and
anxiety experienced by dental patients".
In the lots: Nitrous is illegal to distribute, unhealthy
to consume, and expensive to buy, and is thus often called "hippie
crack". Note these "facts about Nitrous Oxide" listed
on official information flyers which, beginning summer 1996, have
been sent with mail order and Ticketmaster
tickets and distributed upon entry to parking lots. (Bracketed items
are Lemuria's and other's additions; nonbracketed items are verbatim.)
- Nitrous oxide cuts off the flow of oxygen to the brain. [Which,
according to JC Martin can cause brain damage, although Jason
Giglio clarified, "The dangers associated with hypoxia (sp?)
are usually caused by prolonged breating of only nitrous, during
which time, or course, you aren't breathing any oxygen. It doesn't
interfere at all with the body's mechanism of absorbing oxygen.
... I am not an advocate of the use of nitrous oxide for recreational
purposes, but I do hate it when people spread misinformation."]
- Numerous medical emergencies have occurred due to its ingestion,
ranging from concussions (falling down after passing out) to,
in extreme cases, death.
- Some confiscated "nitrouts" tanks actually contained
other gases such as argon, automotive nitrous, etc. which are
extremely dangerous. [There is an enormous difference between
pharmeceutical nitrous oxide used by dentists and other nitrous
compounds used, for example, in racing cars and boats.]
- Sales and possession of Nitrous Oxide is illegal in the state
of Virginia [and in many other states, and is heavily regulated
in the rest. Moreover, distribution of any commodity on private
property requires permission and/or license, neither of which
would ever be granted for distribution of nitrous. However, Jason
Gilgio reported "This I know FOR A FACT is wrong. Nitrous
is available in VA, and legal. A task force MAY be formed to research
whether any legislation is necessary, but as for now, there are
no laws governing nitrous in VA."]
- Remember, if you purchase nitrous oxide, you are likely to be
supporting people who care nothing about, and contribute nothing
to the Phish community. [Nitrous is often distributed by groups
characterized, and characterizable, as "the nitrous maffia".
Relatively organized sales cohorts often have lookouts, common
or intermingled treasury, even cooperative security in their efforts
to prey on an otherwise largely wonderful scene, with little or
no interest in the music or anything else besides making a buck,
of which they make greedily plenty.]
And, according to MTV's PopUp-Videos'
send off of Devo's "Whip It", nitrous "whippets"
can cause "frostbite, paralysis, or dementia."
More info:
"There's always something
new for me to learn that I can't automatically deal with.""
-- Jon Fishman, 4/22/92 interview with Shelly Culbertson"
This page last updated January 24, 2007. All contents © 1992-2007 Ellis Godard. All rights reserved.
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